Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 25th June, 2013

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Cheerios
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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we
started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast,
I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks
into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he

replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother
in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. Hi s mom locks him in his
room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks
with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios!"






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